I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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