I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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