IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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