do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Houston, we have a blender
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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