i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Pants are for mortals
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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