Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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