my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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