i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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