I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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