Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Randomize
