Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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