If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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