Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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