remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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