i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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