I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
