i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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