I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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