don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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