Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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