My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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