Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Randomize
