Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
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I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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