there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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