Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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