matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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