Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Randomize
