I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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