Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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