Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
My vagina just clenched in fear
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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