i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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