Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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