the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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