i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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