Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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