I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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