Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Randomize
