Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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