Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Randomize
