HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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