You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
