I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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