Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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