He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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