I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
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We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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