There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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