Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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