My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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