yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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