All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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