So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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