Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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