He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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