Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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