i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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