doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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