so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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