i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Welp...herpes.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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